Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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