The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Randomize