There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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