Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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