Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
