her vagine was all disorganized.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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