She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I need to sanitize my soul.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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