I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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