He disabled his match.com account in front of me
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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