The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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