Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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