happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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