I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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