We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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