Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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