seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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