i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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