So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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