dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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