Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
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