Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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