she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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