he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
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