You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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