: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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