i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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