I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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