hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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