I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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