Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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