At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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