your room smells of hookers.
And success
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
She's the barista slut.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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