yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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