i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
How does one acquire holy water?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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