Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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