woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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