I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
The ass gains better be worth it
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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