you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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