brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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