used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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