It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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