i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
You made out with two different species that night
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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