Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Randomize
