Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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