It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
