Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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