He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
