Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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