you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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