So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
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