I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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