The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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