So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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