Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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