What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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