yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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