i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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