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(618): View more from Illinois

so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?

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(214): View more from Texas

We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.

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(503): View more from Oregon

PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."

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(954): View more from Florida

My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?

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(856): View more from New Jersey

dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge

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(727): View more from Florida

you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot

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(847): View more from Illinois

I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.

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(937): View more from Ohio

He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!

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(303): View more from Colorado

Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.

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